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Ramblings From A Frozen Mind

Apr 8 '14
msmajik:

Ah! I like that better!

msmajik:

Ah! I like that better!

Apr 8 '14

Have a mentioned I hate this damn train?

30 min and still waiting!

Apr 7 '14

(Source: guy)

Apr 7 '14

Chew with your fucking mouth closed!

There’s some woman eating chips in the waiting room for allergy shots and she’s chomping away on chips like a fucking cow.

For the love of god close your mouth!

Mar 30 '14
It’s morning already?
Ugh… Mini-me didn’t less us sleep much.

It’s morning already?
Ugh… Mini-me didn’t less us sleep much.

Mar 29 '14
Second batch done. Who’s hungry?

Second batch done. Who’s hungry?

Mar 27 '14

Dentist time!

Just shoot me now!

Mar 27 '14
alice-is-wet:

…why is this making me giggle so hard…..

alice-is-wet:

…why is this making me giggle so hard…..

(Source: clubyonkidecaballeros)

Mar 27 '14
Mar 27 '14
dougieplaysbanjo:

did-you-kno:

Source

So I was sitting there eating an orangeOn a nice Welsh hill called BlorengeLooking at the sheep and horses tooThere I bought a chilver, and a donkey with some silverand took them to my special farming zooBut the donkey had a hirpleOn his little purple curpleAnd we didn’t have a clue just what to doSo we left the hill of BlorengeGave the sheep some extra orange(I can’t circle with a hurkle now, can you?)

dougieplaysbanjo:

did-you-kno:

Source

So I was sitting there eating an orange
On a nice Welsh hill called Blorenge
Looking at the sheep and horses too
There I bought a chilver,
and a donkey with some silver
and took them to my special farming zoo
But the donkey had a hirple
On his little purple curple
And we didn’t have a clue just what to do
So we left the hill of Blorenge
Gave the sheep some extra orange
(I can’t circle with a hurkle now, can you?)


Mar 22 '14
Apparently I’m making shriveled penis bacon today.

Apparently I’m making shriveled penis bacon today.

Mar 20 '14
gifak-net:

Glass Fracturing At 5 Million Frames Per Second

gifak-net:

Glass Fracturing At 5 Million Frames Per Second

Mar 20 '14
latestfunnystuff:

This day cream is a hit with the Hollywood crowd

latestfunnystuff:

This day cream is a hit with the Hollywood crowd

Mar 20 '14
Mar 20 '14

Very shitty!

Today was a very shitty day. Not just kinda shitty but extremely, everything makes me want to strangle the closest person to me, kind of shitty.

And now I’m out of booze.

*sigh*